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"I love love and love hard, so be prepared, kind of woman. Beyond sexual, so intellectual, I want to enlighten, be your soul’s inspiration, kind of woman. I don’t take a thing for granted because I know nothing lasts forever, but I’ll forever be, a woman."

Male Genitalia (aka: my best comeback to date)

  • Boyfriend: Me and Andrew were looking up pictures of mole rats on Google.
  • Me: Why?
  • Boyfriend: I don't know, we were bored. They kinda look like male genitalia, though.
  • Me: Can't you just say penis?
  • Boyfriend: I was trying to be analytically correct. But hey, you kinda look like a mole rat.
  • Me: No wonder you like me so much.